It has come to my attention that something is missing in some people. It appears they are missing what I’m now calling the Fun Gene. Yes, it’s sad. These poor people don’t know how to have fun or laugh or smile at a goodnatured joke. I really feel for them so I’ve decided to put my mad crochet science to work for their benefit.
I’ve recruited some test subjects, er colleagues, to help me locate this Fun Gene. If we are successful in this experiment, it’s possible that we can cure those who are missing the Fun Gene. We have already begun the experiment, and I’m happy to say that we are seeing some measure of success but I really can’t comment more on that just yet. We expect to have full disclosure of our results by the end of the month, though, and will update you then.
Until then, if you would like to learn more about experiments at the Mad Crochet Lab, please refer to the Menu item at the top of this website. You will also be able to access results there from previous experiments that have been run at the Lab. 😉