Aran Wool: What are you up to, Maddy?
Maddy: I’m writing a book. I want to get published!
Aran Wool: Oh. Large font, big pictures. A children’s book?
Maddy: No. I want to tap into a niche market. It’s a book for senior citizens.
Aran Wool: That could be tough. Seniors can be forgetful, you know.
Maddy: That’s what I’m counting on…they will buy it and forget they bought it and buy it again! I’ll be rich!!!!
Aran Wool: (thinking) Ugh!