Knottia: Maddy, don’t be a buttonhole! No cheating
Maddy: *Gasp!* That’s a bad word. I’m telling!
Maddy: Mad, MAD!! Knottia said a bad word. You should get her mom to wash her mouth out!
Mad: See, Maddy? In YOUR case “buttonhole” is actually an anatomically correct term.
Maddy: (thinking) Whoa! How did she KNOW?!