This pattern just solves so many problems! It’s the absolute perfect gift for almost anyone and the pattern itself makes a perfect gift. Say you can’t be with someone you love every minute, 24/7? Well, make this up and send them a hug! Maybe there is someone you secretly wish to strangle? There you go. Don’t worry, I won’t tell. That annoying single girlfriend who is constantly whining about being alone? Send her one so she can get felt up. Pattern works up quickly, and is also super easy to modify for lengthening and shortening and is also written to be lefty-friendly. Picture it in green for zombie or witch arms, add some stubbly hair, this one is really meant to have fun with and I can’t wait to see your variations!
And you know how we crocheters are always wishing we had more limbs? Well, here you go! And it keeps your neck warm at the same time! Want to show off all your jewelry at once? This scarf will wear some for you, while you wear it! Don’t have enough fine jewelry to show off? Well, this pattern comes with bling – you can make the fingernails, and a watch and bracelet pattern are part of the package.
Pattern is available for $6 USD. Please use the button below and the email address to which you would like it delivered. You will receive the pattern as a pdf file attached to an email from madcroscientist at gmail. Please check all your spam folders for the email to be sure you received it. This is not an automatic download and I will respond to notifications as soon as I can – usually within 24 hours. Thank you for your interest and your patience.