We have taken it upon ourselves to solve the anxiety problem on a certain social network for those waiting for groups to be approved. Since neither I nor any of the test subjects are qualified or educated in any kind of therapy except for retail therapy, and also because of our limited grant funding, we chose the medication route and are pleased to introduce you to our new designer drugs.
From a pool of 100 points possible for each test subject, Chris has earned 98 points for her new Chill Pill. You can tell it’s a chill pill because by the final phase, it is wearing a lovely coat and hat and seems much happier. I had to subtract 50 points from Chris for scaring the stuffing out of us with her second failed project, otherwise known as “the blue one,” because it looked like a bomb about to explode. It turns out it was just a clock. But the mess of overturned tables and chaos cost us extra in janitorial funds. I did give her a bonus of 51 points for the cute outfit on this successful pill though. Total points = 99. Well done, Chris!
*Above photo belongs to Chris Fischer and used here with permission.
Ashley scored 80 points right off the bat with her new Chill Pill. He was totally unexpected and I had to award her 20 bonus points for being the first to complete the experiment as well as her very cool details of shades, lips, hair and beach towel. He is guaranteed to help people chill and relax! 🙂 Total points = 100! Fabulous and creative work!
*Above photo belongs to Ashley Wagner and is used here with permission.
Clair has been awarded 49 points for these shell-shocked chill pills. They are just too cute with their embellishments and facial expressions. But that is not all! She received bonus points for her last project which included her signature style. See next post.
Clair received a bonus of 50 points for completing this designer chill pill in addition to her shell-shocked series. This one has her signature voodoo style and was made in a larger dosage for those who need the maximum amount of chilling! 😉 Total points = 99 and a job well done!
*Above two photos belong to Clair of Clair’s Weird Crafts and are used here with permission.
Faye was immediately awarded 98 points for her set of chill pills. She made a nesting set of different sizes and facial expressions! Super creative and industrious. I also had to give her a bonus point for the wonderful gif she made of them in action! 🙂 Total points = 99 and stellar results! 🙂
*Photo above belongs to Faye Brown and is used here with permission.
Sparklerose earned 60 points right away with her wonderful Chilly Pill. I then awarded 39 more because she was able to turn him into Chilly Willy with a little medicinal help, mind you. I almost subtracted those 39 points back when I realized what was causing the odd smell in the lab (fire risks, don’t you know?) but when I saw how improved he actually was, I couldn’t bring myself to take any points away. Plus, cool hat! Total points = 99 and a very creative and successful project!
*Above photo belongs to Carmel of Sparklerose Designs and is used here with permission.
Danielle earned 70 points for her gorgeous blue chill pill. An additional 29 points was added when she personalized her designer drug with awesome hair, facial features and his own little sleeping bag to cuddle up in. So tiny, so detailed, so fabulous! Total points = 99 and an exceptional result! 🙂
*Above photo belongs to Danielle Montgomery and is used here with permission.
Melinda earned 75 points for her various selection of designer drugs – happy pills, love pills, crazy pills, and chill pills! She also earned an additional 24 points for fabulous finishing details like crazy hair, scarf and hat, and a gorgeous heart. Fabulous work by a fabulous stitcher! Total points = 99!
*Above photo belongs to Melinda Manley and used here with permission.
Olga receives 94 points for her fabulous little chill pill. He was unique from the start with his coloring and dynamite mohawk (or are those dragon scales?). I have to award another bonus amount of 5 points because he has sprouted arms since the last time I saw him and that mug is the pefect hangout for him. Fabulous work on a great designer pill! Total points = 99!
Above photo belongs to Olga of Notablestitches and is used here with permission.
Susan just missed the 100 point mark. She made so many of these cute little chill pills that she filled a jar for a friend. I did have to subtract a point though since she said they now smell like pickles and we aren’t sure if her friend even likes pickles. 😉 Total points = 99 and a fabulous bottle of designer chill pills!
*Above photo belongs to Susan Morgan and is used here with permission.
Regina earned 24 points for her adorable little pill and I couldn’t help but award her another 75 when I saw his face, hair, hat, and adorable little toes!!! And look how much fun he had climbing out of that pill bottle! Pure awesomeness! Total points = 99!!! I want him. 🙂
*Above photo belongs to Regina McQ and is used here with permission.
Dottie Lou earned 35 points for her initial drugs, but an additional 64 points for the fabulous embellishments like hair and appendages. What a colorful prescription! Total points = 99! 🙂
*Above photo belongs to Dottie Lou Crisp and is used here with permission.
Carmel has earned 40 points for her gorgeously shaded designer chill pill and an additional 59 for the adorable hat and scarf it is wearing. He must be toasty now, all bundled up like that! Total points = 99 and another fabulous job well done! 🙂
*Above photo belongs to Michele of Greybriar Hollow and is used here with permission.
Thanks to all my test subjects for their efforts and hard work. This experiment started off all crazy due to some unexpected glitches getting people into the group. I apologize to those I lost on the way and hope to have you in a future experiment.