Aran Wool: (scrubbing Maddy’s head with shampoo) I wonder why chickens have beaks and ducks have bills?
Maddy: I never really thought about it. Hmmm.
Maddy: I know! It’s probably because ducks have credit cards and chickens only have cash!
Aran Wool: Wait – What?!
Maddy: I’m right, aren’t I? Admit it!
Aran Wool. No.