Cro-Fucious, Master of the Yarniverse!


For some reason, I love finger puppets.  I can’t explain it because in fact, as a child, I was actually a bit creeped out by some types of puppets like ventriloquist dolls and clown puppets, Punch and Judy, etc.  Maybe it’s because of the horror movies they were featured in so let’s hope nobody makes one of finger puppets!

Anyway, I was compelled to make Cro-Fucious, a highly detailed finger puppet version of Confucious, a very wise man.  He is a master and knows all the answers to the mysteries of the yarniverse!  He will be judging a contest right here on this post.

I’ll be asking my website readers as well as my facebook page fans to join in and create a fortune cookie message in the comments on this post.  I’ll hide the comments so they aren’t visible for the weekend and choose a winner on Monday.  I’m not even sure yet what the prize will be, but it should be fun for all.  Please feel free to write a fortune cookie message and post it in a comment below.  Do not worry that you cannot see it.  I am turning moderation of comments on so that nobody can see anyone else’s entry.  And they shall all be revealed on Monday, August 25.  The one that makes Cro-Fucious laugh most wins!  🙂  Note:  You may enter only two so make them count!

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25 thoughts on “Cro-Fucious, Master of the Yarniverse!

  1. #1 Cro-Fucious says: “The treble with hookers are they can never have enough balls!”

    #2 Cro-Fucious says: “Some hookers have enough balls to make trebles all the time!”

  2. no. 1, One who takes advice from finger puppet, is in grave need of help!
    no. 2, Beware of fortune cookie fortune!
    Not my best i fear! but ive been on the old scrumpy 😉

  3. “The greatest danger could be your stupidity.”


    “Cro-fucious say if you think we’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.”

    And just for Mad: “’tis better to have loved and lost than to have done it with George and now need Penicillin.”

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