Cro-Fucious, Master of the Yarniverse!


For some reason, I love finger puppets.  I can’t explain it because in fact, as a child, I was actually a bit creeped out by some types of puppets like ventriloquist dolls and clown puppets, Punch and Judy, etc.  Maybe it’s because of the horror movies they were featured in so let’s hope nobody makes one of finger puppets!

Anyway, I was compelled to make Cro-Fucious, a highly detailed finger puppet version of Confucious, a very wise man.  He is a master and knows all the answers to the mysteries of the yarniverse!  He will be judging a contest right here on this post.

I’ll be asking my website readers as well as my facebook page fans to join in and create a fortune cookie message in the comments on this post.  I’ll hide the comments so they aren’t visible for the weekend and choose a winner on Monday.  I’m not even sure yet what the prize will be, but it should be fun for all.  Please feel free to write a fortune cookie message and post it in a comment below.  Do not worry that you cannot see it.  I am turning moderation of comments on so that nobody can see anyone else’s entry.  And they shall all be revealed on Monday, August 25.  The one that makes Cro-Fucious laugh most wins!  🙂  Note:  You may enter only two so make them count!

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25 comments for “Cro-Fucious, Master of the Yarniverse!

  1. August 22, 2014 at 8:31 am

    Cro-fucious say drinking tea with crochet hook in mouth makes wet chin

  2. Denise
    August 22, 2014 at 9:49 am

    Crofucious say: She who hooks daily has lots of balls.

  3. August 22, 2014 at 9:57 am

    Hook a brain…enthrall a mind…another creative enlightened being snared by yarniverse

  4. Ellen
    August 22, 2014 at 10:05 am

    Tomorrow will be the first day of the rest of your life. Enjoy today like it will never happen.

  5. Ellen
    August 22, 2014 at 10:06 am

    Well-behaved girls go to Heaven.
    Naughty girls go everywhere.

  6. Linda
    August 22, 2014 at 10:15 am

    Just add ice and a dash of hot sauce and your life will be full of spice.

  7. Linda
    August 22, 2014 at 10:16 am

    One who sleeps with one eye open gets dry eye.

  8. Holly Stutzman
    August 22, 2014 at 10:22 am

    Man who hooks has lots of balls.

  9. August 22, 2014 at 10:24 am

    Cro-Fucious says: She with broken crochet hook, will cry, but she with two broken crochet hooks, will learn to kn..t!

  10. August 22, 2014 at 10:25 am

    Cro-Fucious say: He who has much yarn, have bigger balls!

  11. CarlasCuties
    August 22, 2014 at 10:51 am

    Cro-Jucious say: “man who grow long beard, will never go hungry!”

  12. Marty
    August 22, 2014 at 1:11 pm

    Don’t believe this fortune. They’re are lying to you

  13. Ruby Ayala
    August 22, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    #1 Cro-Fucious says: “The treble with hookers are they can never have enough balls!”

    #2 Cro-Fucious says: “Some hookers have enough balls to make trebles all the time!”

  14. August 22, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    no. 1, One who takes advice from finger puppet, is in grave need of help!
    no. 2, Beware of fortune cookie fortune!
    Not my best i fear! but ive been on the old scrumpy 😉

  15. Anne
    August 22, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    Cro-Fucious say … Beware of burning bush when hooking too quickly

  16. Anne
    August 22, 2014 at 7:54 pm

    Cro-Fucious say …. Sleepy hooky = froggy froggy

  17. August 24, 2014 at 3:36 pm

    He who crochets the longest,
    Hands hurt the mostest.

  18. August 24, 2014 at 3:39 pm

    Yarn that will not pil
    Costs the most bills

  19. Colby Smith
    August 24, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    Cro-fucious say you all are crazier than a grasshopper on moonshine

  20. August 24, 2014 at 4:03 pm

    Extra yarn sends good Yarnma thru out Yarniverse…may all your WIPs not be UFOs

  21. August 24, 2014 at 4:04 pm

    Avoid people who take fortune cookies seriously.

  22. Jeanette Bancroft
    August 24, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    “The greatest danger could be your stupidity.”


    “Cro-fucious say if you think we’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.”

    And just for Mad: “’tis better to have loved and lost than to have done it with George and now need Penicillin.”

  23. Susan Teshu
    August 24, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

  24. Jayne Emsden
    August 25, 2014 at 3:29 am

    Cro-Fucious say one hook in the hand can produce marvellous creations