Steampunk Names

Sometimes I make things that are small or very detailed and need to take breaks from them to keep from losing what’s left of my sanity.  For one break about a year ago, I got audience participation from my Facebook page and decided we all could have some letters after our names and have honorary degrees.  Everyone seemed please with the degrees I invented for them and it was a lot of fun.  So most recently, I thought it would be fun to assign Steampunk names for anyone who commented on my Facebook page.

This is what i posted:

Sometimes I need little breaks – that’s just how I work,
You can join in the fun and have yourself a smirk.
I have a head full of steampunk names – 
I’d love to give you one
Comment here and I’ll post on my blog 
when the naming’s done.

Rather than have them get lost in the timeline of my Facebook page, I’m posting the resulting steampunk names below.  If you like your new name, feel free to share this post or the facebook post and start using your new title!  🙂


Dyan Williams Holland – Viscountess Windy Millgear

Amanda Elizabeth Critchley – Dame Rusty Springbottom

Trace Reynolds – Lady Watts Amatterhorn

Jane Zajec – Baroness Letta Featherscript

Lori Cole – Lady Tilly Scope

Linda Kaffer – Lady Perra Scope

Desiree’ Truesdale Kaffer – Duchess Ruby Heartsilk

Rebekah Clayton – Baroness Lacey Cogstooth

Cindy Vanisi – Dame Sandy Hourglass

Elizabeth Vander Woude Brown – Lady Wanda Hickorywatch

Kathleen Anne James – Duchess Woolamina Fiberfluff

Angela McKean  – Doctor Calliope Featherduster

Denise Farka – Baroness Lacey Gardenchime

Charle Mead – Lady Brighton Bushytail

Cheyenne Shupe – Viscountess Armanne Hammersmith

Melanie David – Lady Cardstock Prettywhiskers

Jackie Meyers – Duchess Calla Lilyweather

Nettie Santos – Doctor Thistle St. Scrollbottom

Ellen Hartmeijer – Lady Victrola Spyglass

Susie T Homemaker – Lady Zane Steelsprocket

Fiona Scally – Countess Flora Buncrumpet

Araceliz Alvira – Dame Sateen Steamhooker

Rhae Anne Blumer – Countess Soleil Springbloom





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Winners and Market Basket

I’m pleased to announce that Carla of Carla’s Cuties won the fortune cookie writing contest in my previous post.  All of the cookie messages were great though and the comments have been revealed so you can see all the entries.  Carla was given the choice of any of my pay patterns as a prize.  She chose the Crocodile Stitch Fish Tie/Applique so she would have a project to practice that stitch!


I’ve seen her work – it is fabulous – so I have no doubt that she will have it mastered in short order.

And now I’d like to talk a little bit about some other winners in my book.  I’m talking about the associates and customers of Market Basket.  For those of you who don’t know about it, Market Basket is a local grocery store chain, headquartered in my state of Massachusetts.  It’s been a family owned business and a staple to the community for many years- offering lower prices to customers and decent jobs to the associates.  But recently, the chain has been all but shut down over internal fighting within the family that owns it.  What I think makes the associates and customers winners, is the solidarity they’ve been showing in boycotting the chain and it’s Board of Directors’ horrible decisions.  Now I know there are two sides to every story and that in any conflict there is not always necessarily a “good guy” and a “bad guy,” not to mention we will never know all the facts in this case regarding the family feud.  Regardless, the associates and customers have made their demands known, have successfully and non-violently banded together along with service providers and delivery personnel and vendors and business partners, going without paychecks, receiving reduced hours of employment, or spending more money to shop elsewhere.  They are doing this without any union.

I drove by one of the local Market Basket’s the other day and before I got there, I already had it in my mind that there was no way that the people in this area, a moderate to lower income region, would be able to go without their beloved Market Basket.  But as I got into view of the market and saw the empty parking lot and the 9 or 10 associates with their picket signs outside the store, it was all I could do to keep from tearing up.  I was so proud of the associates for sticking to their principles and demands.  I was overcome with a feeling of comradery with all the other customers who chose NOT to shop there during this time, paying higher prices elsewhere to show their support.  I drove closer to the associates and rolled down my window to ask if there had been any news and was told by a determined yet hopeful woman that no, there was no news yet.  Then I asked if she and her fellow associates needed anything, as it was getting close to lunch time.  I would have at that moment, found a way to bring them all something to eat and drink.  She told me they were “all set” and thanked me and smiled.  So I honked my horn in support, rolled up my window and drove home from that empty lot with hope in my heart too.

If you’d like to know more, I think this article does a much better job of explaining why this is so important right now, not just for Massachusetts but for the whole U.S.


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Cro-Fucious, Master of the Yarniverse!


For some reason, I love finger puppets.  I can’t explain it because in fact, as a child, I was actually a bit creeped out by some types of puppets like ventriloquist dolls and clown puppets, Punch and Judy, etc.  Maybe it’s because of the horror movies they were featured in so let’s hope nobody makes one of finger puppets!

Anyway, I was compelled to make Cro-Fucious, a highly detailed finger puppet version of Confucious, a very wise man.  He is a master and knows all the answers to the mysteries of the yarniverse!  He will be judging a contest right here on this post.

I’ll be asking my website readers as well as my facebook page fans to join in and create a fortune cookie message in the comments on this post.  I’ll hide the comments so they aren’t visible for the weekend and choose a winner on Monday.  I’m not even sure yet what the prize will be, but it should be fun for all.  Please feel free to write a fortune cookie message and post it in a comment below.  Do not worry that you cannot see it.  I am turning moderation of comments on so that nobody can see anyone else’s entry.  And they shall all be revealed on Monday, August 25.  The one that makes Cro-Fucious laugh most wins!  🙂  Note:  You may enter only two so make them count!

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The Crochet Candy Dispenser (Gum Ball Machine) Story


Recently for a throwback post on Facebook, I posted some photos of one of my first mad crochet “science” projects, a working crocheted candy dispenser.  It looks like a small gum ball machine but I call it a candy dispenser because it doesn’t actually dispense gum balls.  They are a little too big and heavy for the project.  I usually claim that this project almost killed me, because I tried several complicated methods to get it to work.  This led to someone asking me about the different methods I tried and failed to make it.  Hopefully, this post will answer some of those questions.

I have always been fascinated with gum ball machines and how things work.  I was a curious child and at about two years of age, I even took apart a cuckoo clock to see how it worked.  But that’s a story for another time, another post.

Gum ball machines are a symbol of childhood.  These days, they don’t look quite the same as they used to and are made of different materials, but the majority of them are brightly colored to attract the eye, include a shiny transparent container through which to eye and tease the tongue of youngsters, and some promise a tiny toy treat in addition or instead of actual candy.  Children learned quickly that what they saw at the top was not a guarantee of what would inevitably come down the ramp into their eager hands, because hidden below the transparent portion of the machine were magical hidden works that controlled exactly what and how much of “what” would end up escaping the chute.  But that never deterred the excitement and anticipation, nor did it ever prevent a child from begging for a coin to take their chances on what could conceivably be thought of as a child’s gambling machine.

Okay, we know it’s not magic now that we’re older.  In fact, most of these machines worked with very simple mechanics.  And were made with rugged materials!  You certainly don’t remember many of them getting stuck or cheating you out of your goods like today’s vending machines where you’ll see your treat hanging precariously in the air while a large spring dangles it in front of you but won’t let go!  And when they did rarely jam, usually a quick jiggle of the turnkey back and forth would slide your coin perfectly into the bank, releasing your reward with the satisfying klunk which confirmed it was on it’s way.

I did some research and found this Squidoo site to be a very informative one for gum ball machines – different types and shapes, and changes through the years.  But especially watching the video included at the link, is how I developed my deeper understanding of the machines and how they work.  See it here.

In my head, I had to plan the construction of a crocheted model.  Without having to try, I knew that a yarn construction would not be able to support the type of gears and metal disks used in the real machines.  I suppose if I had wanted to make a large scale machine, I may have been able to create those pieces out of cardboard but I wanted a desktop replica size.  And I also wanted my crocheted version to work with a turnkey, like the old fashioned ones.  So out went the ideas for interlocking gears that would turn a disk with slots cut in it to release the candy down a chute.  Size just would not allow all that to happen in a desktop size replica.  Hmmmm.  Also, because of my desire for a turnkey, out went any idea for just having a mechanism that slid across with a lever to hide and reveal an opening for the candy.  Plus, a sliding mechanism might get stuck if the candy were trapped and the material of the mechanism weren’t strong enough to push the candy out of the way to close again.  Hmmm.  I needed something that would only allow one or a few pieces down the chute at a time, while preventing all of the candy from running down and out at once!  I considered making something that looked like an old rotary phone dial – the holes where you would put your fingers to dial would allow a piece of candy to escape, one at a time – but again, that would require a lot of room inside and some type of gear to get it to turn when the handle was turned.  It was all getting to be way more complicated than it should be!  I am sure I burned out a few brain cells just in the planning process alone!


This story does have a happy ending, however.  Without giving it all away, I can tell you that I was able to combine the use of a do-it-yourself type of clear ornament, which had a narrow opening so that when used with the appropriate sized candy, would only allow a small amount out at a time instead of all the candy rushing out  – this was especially helpful when it was being filled and tipped into place.  And finally a very simple mechanism for allowing only a small amount down the chute into awaiting hands was devised.  And now that all the hard work was done, I wrote it up into a pattern so nobody else has to go mad trying to figure it out.

I used several recyclable materials in this project in addition to a store bought ornament and a plumbing elbow from a hardware store.  These items are a plastic milkshake straw, a pull tab from a dairy creamer container, some plastic from a yogurt cup, a toilet paper or paper towel cardboard tube, and two metal pull tabs from soda cans.  You can see the crocheted machine in action here: 

And that’s the story of my working crocheted candy dispenser!  🙂


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